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The time has come for all metal heads to unite! All metal heads must rebuild the ‘Great Wall of Metal.’ You know, the one that if you crossed it’s borders the Gestapo will label you as a terrorist and, well, the rest is history. The evangelicals might even burn you alive?

Below is the response Ron Burgundy gave to his ‘Non Metal’ friends in the ‘investigative journalism’ industry:

How dare you dislike metal devastation!
“You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?” — Ron Burgundy

“You know, I’m kind of a big deal, People know me.” — Ron Burgundy

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